Pros and Crocs

July 4, 2011 at 3:23 PM (Uncategorized)

While the world was preparing for a warning in Global warming in the future, some guys somewhere were busy fooling around with plastic to create what they thought was a miracle; Crocs.I was reading about them. We like to formulate opinions about them without knowing its true purpose.

So, i decided to dig deep into this 280 Million Dollar enterprise. And take a dig at them too.
They were originally manufactured only as Spa Shoes when you, yes YOU, people decided to embrace

So, let me understand them here.
a) They are larger than life. (at least your own foot)
b) They come in eye blinding colors.
c) They hand feel is cringe material.

Need i say more? I think yes.
I came across a very interesting piece of news while reading about the Crocs.
“In 2008, the U.S. government Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services approved a model of Crocs with molded insoles as diabetic footwear, to help wearers avoid foot injuries.”

I mean seriously, could footwear be more molested?

And, this is not me speaking, Almost whole of the Fashion world agrees with me here.
Tim Gunn,a famous fashion consultant, apparently told Times Magazine, “the Croc – it looks like a plastic hoof. 
How can you take that seriously?”

You have got to love the man for saying this.

Here, is a lesson for all you people, if you think Crocs look so hot with those shorts you’re wearing,
please for the love of god, take a raincheck.

Crocs are foot wear which have back slashed the entire fashion world with a middle finger stating we
can sport food on our foot and it will sell.

We don’t expect you to wear something outrageously gorgeous; but don’t insult fashion and sport these
plastic giants.

For example-
                                         Is this is called taking your job too seriously?
Oh Lord. That just brought a tear to my eye at least. There is nothing too wrong about his ensemble but
what the fuck is he wearing down south?

Wait. I came across a more interesting one here.

                       Now, we are talking. Image was rightfully called, “doccroc.jpg”. Lovely.
Wait. I am guessing, these guys need the plastic giants to run around? I don’t get it. No. I don’t.
Right now, to me, these guys look like mutants for the next Pandora flick.
Either which way, Crocs suck mother nature (literally) and its a virus.
On a serious note, they have long term medical affects as well. Don’t expect me to list them down here
in a fashion blog. You have Wikipedia to help you out here.

Needless to say, people, what you wear determines how seriously you take your self.
Please, take yourself very seriously


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